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This could happen to you!
I was barely sitting down on the toilet when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got
into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre
so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another
question:
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the
conversation. I say:
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say, nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who
keeps answering all my questions!!"