Valentine's Day Paper!

Wow! This is a very original and different gift for Valentine's Day! Toilet Paper for your valentine!!

Happy Valentine's day!

I couldn't buy you diamonds

And mere chocolates wouldn't do..

I really wanted to get you something

Much more personal for you!

I scanned the shops for ages,

And then a thought did come...

I'd buy a roll of tissue paper

To wipe your pretty bum!

Back to the Funny Valentine page!